The Struggle
Some say my Uni is puny,
Some say she is weak,
Despite our hard work,
and Neopoints I seek.

Perhaps someday,
I'll have my way.

I'll crush all in the battledome,
Like chunks of styrofoam.

But until that day,
Games for neopoints I shall play.

Neopian Society
We're free in a democracy,
Communism makes equality,
A monarchy rules royally,
And those are just three.

But the only kind of life for me,
Is that of a Neopian Society.

My Guild
I searched and I searched,
Striving to quench my thirst.

A place to belong,
Where I wouldn't feel wrong.

I saw many a guild,
My quest yet to fulfill.

I realized that day,
How poor websites are made.

Some boggled my mind,
Others made me go blind.

Bad music they played,
With cheesy themes displayed.

A few looked okay,
Only one made my day.

That moment I knew,
As the sunshine peered through.

It was "The Faerie Guild" for me.

Frozen Frusteration
Everytime I try to sneak in,
When the Snowager's a sleepin'
He blasts me to a frozen hell.

I wonder if he knows,
About fires and snows.

I can't wait to see his face,
When there's a puddle in its place!